Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Elephant

I've been teaching Rachel illustrator and while we had it open I asked her what she wanted me to draw, and she said a happy elephant shopping for the perfect lightbulb.

Sad Capybara

Pete is teaching me how to use Adobe Illustrator. The first image I made was... interesting. So then Pete asked me to draw a sad capybara waiting for mail that never arrives.

Saturday, December 18, 2010

It's A Festivus Miracle!


HOORAY!! "Kitty Don't Eat That Tinsel" has finally arrived, just for you! Our favorite fans will probably record videos of themselves dressed up in their best holiday gear dancing to this song and then post it on youtube.
Download it at Donut Nook for free, a gift from us to you!

Monday, December 13, 2010

Why?

Why is my face so hot? Seriously, it's kind of driving me a little crazy.

Sunday, December 12, 2010

More 1 hit wonders from the 90's you probably forgot about

In my never-ending quest to dig up the most obscure forgotten 90's music for DJ sets, here's a bunch more awesome 1 hit wonders:

Qkumba Zoo "The Child (Inside)"



Meryn Cadell "The Sweater"



Touch And Go "Would You?"



1 Of The Girls "Do Da What"



Ruffneck "Everybody Be Somebody"



Soup Dragons "Divine Thing"



The Farm "Groovy Train"



Sin With Sebastian "Shut Up And Sleep With Me"

(I always hated this song, but actually watching this now this is a really GREAT low-budget video. Lots of creativity here)

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Official Peroxide Mocha List of REALLY Difficult Charades

Here's a list we came up with of REALLY difficult, expert-level charades. Try these at your next party!

Oligarchy
Debris
A mime
Chartreuse
Maintenance
Responsibility
Fungi
A fun guy
Auntie Mame
Betamax
Vitamin D
Thursday
Scar tissue
Layaway
Dada
Blight
Hubris
Hummus
Tetris
Eurobeat
Currants
Originality
Jackfruit
Charades (!!!!)
Scandal
Cuneiform
Adoption
Algebra
Phonics
The Galaxy
Advertising Rates
The Internet
Necessity
Bakelite
Blood Transfusion
Gentrification
Spiritual Growth
Sharpness
The Letter "Y"
Suspense
Sarcasm
Polygamy
Rhubarb
X-Rays
Emoticons
Starlight
Humidity
Wicker
Data Entry
Cartography
Blogging
Gossip
Fashion
Keanau Reeves
Bonsai
Handwriting
Fractions
Jaundice
Soy milk
Taxidermy
Good Cellphone Reception
Your Mom
Love (The Band)
A Breadbox
Phil Collins
Recycling
Long-Distance Romance
Yarn
Sculpture
Euphoria
The Number 5
Tuesday
Neon
Psychosis
The "Welcome To Las Vegas" Sign
Sound
Kitty Litter
Hot Springs
Blue
Agoraphobia

Friday, October 1, 2010

Machine Gun Joe



I kind of can't stop playing this terrible Sega Master System game called "Machine Gun Joe" or maybe it's called "Comical Machine Gun Joe" or something. It's really awful, but I can't stop playing it. You play a little dude who shoots a gun (oddly, NOT a machine gun) at some bad guys. When you shoot them they turn into a little tiny dude and run at you and try to grab onto you. I thought I was supposed to collect them at first, like they were little helpers or something, but then I figured out they actually make it harder for you to jump. Sometimes a pig runs by and if you shoot it it will give you a bomb that you can use to kill everybody. Also sometimes there's a spider in the middle of the screen that blocks all of your shots. You start out in a harbor, and I guess there's different levels or something, but I wouldn't know because it's so freaking hard I can't make it past the first screen yet. The guys seriously run on screen and shoot directly at you, so you've only got a split second to either shoot them first or jump out of the way. This means I have yet to make it to the "Fairyland" screen shown in the demo. Anyway, this game is amazing.

Monday, September 27, 2010

Fortune 5000000

My office got a ficus today.



I think this means we've finally hit the big time.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

More Halloween Costume Ideas '10

Elderly Sonic The Hedgehog
The Kama Sutra
Jar of Nutmeg
Fuchsia
Sexy Book
Sexy Elderly Sonic The Hedgehog
The Internet



Hey! Rachel is coming to visit me in like 2 weeks!

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

I am ready to go home now

Dr. Monkey Clock

OH HI THERE IN ALL CAPS

Hey look, Peroxide Mocha has a blog! Perhaps they should update it!

Rachel here. Still in North Carolina. Just got back from Burning Man a few days ago (man, now that's a long drive.) How are you? Did you know that September is almost over? That can only mean one thing...

COSTUME IDEAS FROM PEROXIDE MOCHA - NEW FOR 2010!

Sexy Muppet
Sexy Cinderblock
Sexy Potato
Sexy Defense Attorney
Sexy Baker
Sexy Muffin
Sexy Trout
A Hat
Sexy Hat
Lady Gaga's Hat
Sexy Lady' Gaga's Hat
Mystery Slab
Baked Potato!
Dr. Monkey Clock
A River
The Number Twelve
Sexy Penguin
Ingenuity

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

stars & rice

Stars & Rice
A Poem by Pete & Rachel


Who has a razor blade?
Is that how your days are made?
Cut me in pieces like a block of ice
Who has a taco truck?
Don't even try to pass the buck.
I'll take my taco with extra rice
Who has a famous aunt?
She's dressed like a sycophant
that makes your burrito, and spices it twice
Who has a hand grenade?
What do you do when it starts to fade?
Throw it out and roll the dice
Who has a falling star?
I do.

Monday, April 19, 2010

Karen's Dream

Story by Pete
Drawings by Rachel













Work

I'm at work and I don't want to be, so I decided to draw self-portraits as my day has gone by using only MS Paint. These are in chronological order:

5:15 am


6:30 am (after coffee & shower)


8:00 am


8:45 am


11:00 am


Post-Lunch


Special thanks to Scott for your encouragement!

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Sondra Prill

There still isn't, and never will be, anything better than this video on the internet.

Friday, January 1, 2010

Rachel's Top of the 2000's

Okay, so now that the 2000's are officially over, I'd like to announce my favorite songs of the decade. These aren't the best songs, just the ones that remind me of good times, I like to sing along to, or I like for no reason whatsoever.

In alphabetical order:

50 Cent - In Da Club
Alice Deejay - Better Off Alone
Amy Winehouse - Rehab
Baby Bash - Suga Suga
Beyonce - Single Ladies
Blu Cantrell - Hit 'Em Up Style
Britney Spears - Toxic
Christina Aguilera - Dirrty
Daft Punk - Harder Better Faster Stronger
Darude - Feel The Beat
Depeche Mode - Precious
Dirty Vegas - Days Go By
DMX - Party Up
Elbow - Independent Women
Feist - 1234
Filter - Take A Picture
Gnarls Barkley - Crazy
Goldfrapp - Oh La La
Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc
Gwen Stefani - Hollaback Girl
Ian Van Dahl - Castles In The Sky
Jason Mraz - The Remedy
Justin Timberlake - Rock Your Body
Justin Timberlake - What Goes Around Comes Around
Kanye - Gold Digger
Kim Sozzi - Feelin Me
Kings of Leon - On Call
Kylie Minogue - Can't Get You Outta My Head
Kylie Minogue - Love At First Sight
Lady Gaga - Bad Romance
Laut Sprecher - Omnibus
Ludacris - Move Bitch
Lumidee - Never Leave You
Macy Gray - I Try
Madonna - Music
Massiv - Who Am I
MIA - Paper Planes
Missy Elliot - Get Your Freak On
Missy Elliot - Work It
Moby - We Are All Made of Stars
Nick Cannon - Gigolo
Nitin Sawhney - Sunset
No Doubt - Hella Good
Outkast - Hey Ya
Paul Oakenfold - Starry Eyed Surprise
Pink - Get This Party Started
R Kelly - Ignition
Scissor Sisters - Comfortably Numb
Sean Paul - Temperature
Shaggy - It Wasn't Me
Snoop Dogg - Drop It Like It's Hot
The Moldy Peaches - The Moldy Peaches (album)
Voodoo & Serano - Blood Is Pumpin
White Stripes - Seven Nation Army
Who Da Funk - Shiny Disco Balls

And there you have it. The conclusion I reach after reading this list is that I liked the 90's better.