Ashley Simpson

In case you missed it, Ashley Simpson just had a baby boy. Then at some point, when she was holding her new little bundle of joy, she looked down on her beautiful baby and said: "I'm going to name him Bronx Mowgli Wentz."

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Here are my suggestions for baby names, in case you might be shopping around for one and want to show the world how much cooler you are than Ashley Simpson:

Peepee McGee
Des Moines Simba Putz
Kansas Rules
Randy O'Funkinstein
Skeletor
Gassy Oldguy
Manhattan Clam Chowder

Please! Feel free to use any or all of these when naming your baby. Remember, it's not about the child, it's about YOU being CREATIVE.