Intervention

I love those episodes of "Intervention" where the entire family pours out gut-wrenching proclamations of unending love mixed with threats and intimidation, and then the person yells back at everybody and feelings are rubbed raw to the point where they're finally able to get to the "real issues", and then everybody's crying and the 'intervenee' finally says "Ok I'll go" and then there's a giant group hug as they're all standing in a 2" deep puddle of their collective tears on the floor of the hotel conference room, and a unicorn flies overhead leaving a rainbow trail of cupcakes behind it while waving a banner that reads "Everything is Totally Going to be Okay!", and then we see them pack their bags and head off into the loving bosom of the treatment center where they will finally get the help they so deseperately need, and then in the last 2 seconds of the show the screen goes black and reads "KAREN COMPLETELY RELAPSED AFTER 2 DAYS OF TREATMENT AND IS CURRENTLY A COKE WHORE LIVING ON THE STREETS OF SAN BERNARDINO"