FACTS that are TRUE

DID YOU KNOW? Your Safeway Club Card is the single dirtiest thing in your wallet!
DID YOU KNOW? Dog fur is not actually fur, but is composed of really thin feathers!
DID YOU KNOW? Statistically speaking, there are more cats in the world than there are architects AND dentists combined!
DID YOU KNOW? In a pinch, lemonade can be used as a substitute for gasoline!
DID YOU KNOW? In Norway, hazlenuts can also be used as currency!
DID YOU KNOW? Ancient Egyptians successfully performed brain transplants, but the technology was lost in a fire!
DID YOU KNOW? Another name for raspberries is "Narfamjuan!"
DID YOU KNOW? The ocean contains 0.038% aspartame!
DID YOU KNOW? Boy cars are different than girls cars!
DID YOU KNOW? Ice is the only matter on earth that has no terminal velocity!

Dreams

I just woke up from a nap. While napping, I had a dream that Pete and I were in a haunted house where we rescued some really tiny baby storks, then Pete wrote a dissertation, then we had bubble tea. All in all, it was the most successful haunted house visit, ever.

LAUNDRY DAY!

So we finally released our 5th studio album "Laundry Day"! I'm just now getting around to posting it. It's a good album. It has a bunch of songs about stuff.

Check it out here:




ALSO! We're having a remix contest. Download all the acapellas for free from this link: http://www.mediafire.com/?hj9qvzk0t8jjesp

Send your finished remix to demos@donutnook.com

We'll release the best remixes on Donut Nook Records!

Deadline is 10/15!

Kujira-chan!

Check it out!! Kujira-chan is the cutest friend to ever wash up on your shore!
http://www.kujirachan.com/

What do 90's kids shop for?

What do kids from the 90's like? They like 90's music and iodine tablets, of course!

Intervention

I love those episodes of "Intervention" where the entire family pours out gut-wrenching proclamations of unending love mixed with threats and intimidation, and then the person yells back at everybody and feelings are rubbed raw to the point where they're finally able to get to the "real issues", and then everybody's crying and the 'intervenee' finally says "Ok I'll go" and then there's a giant group hug as they're all standing in a 2" deep puddle of their collective tears on the floor of the hotel conference room, and a unicorn flies overhead leaving a rainbow trail of cupcakes behind it while waving a banner that reads "Everything is Totally Going to be Okay!", and then we see them pack their bags and head off into the loving bosom of the treatment center where they will finally get the help they so deseperately need, and then in the last 2 seconds of the show the screen goes black and reads "KAREN COMPLETELY RELAPSED AFTER 2 DAYS OF TREATMENT AND IS CURRENTLY A COKE WHORE LIVING ON THE STREETS OF SAN BERNARDINO"

NO time

Wow, I didn't realize this was such a popular meme...