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Hey look, Peroxide Mocha has a blog! Perhaps they should update it!

Rachel here. Still in North Carolina. Just got back from Burning Man a few days ago (man, now that's a long drive.) How are you? Did you know that September is almost over? That can only mean one thing...

COSTUME IDEAS FROM PEROXIDE MOCHA - NEW FOR 2010!

Sexy Muppet
Sexy Cinderblock
Sexy Potato
Sexy Defense Attorney
Sexy Baker
Sexy Muffin
Sexy Trout
A Hat
Sexy Hat
Lady Gaga's Hat
Sexy Lady' Gaga's Hat
Mystery Slab
Baked Potato!
Dr. Monkey Clock
A River
The Number Twelve
Sexy Penguin
Ingenuity

More costume ideas

Here's some other great Halloween costume ideas I've had kicking around, since Rachel decided to share hers. Feel free to steal any of these:

Shirttails
Bowl of Soup
Disneyland
Braille
Giant Parsnip
A Shed
The Internet
The lady from the cover of "Whipped Cream and Other Delights" by Herb Albert & The Tijuana Brass



Also, some bonus costume ideas going with Rachel's sexy theme:
Sexy Construction Worker
Sexy Doula
Sexy Copy Editor
Sexy Giraffe
Sexy Rodeo Clown
Sexy Cardboard Box
Sexy Helen Keller

Rachel's Costume Ideas

First and foremost, I have to get this out of the way: no one likes someone who "dresses as themselves" for Halloween. That's lame, don't do it. Just admit you're not dressed up, no one actually cares.

Now that that has been said, here's my ideas for costumes that I'm way too lazy to actually put together, but you definitely should:

- bacon (seriously, do this)
- a single Lego
- giant waffle
- the wetlands
- Sara Palin's secret basement child, "Tic Tac"
- gmail
- the Parthenon
- a glass of water

OKAY GO