NO time

Wow, I didn't realize this was such a popular meme...

Internets!

I finally moved boldly into the 20th century and have gotten INTERNETS in my HOUSE.

I know, I know, what took me so long? Mostly I didn't want to pay the Rat Bastard Cable Company, and besides that two of my neighbors have unsecured wifi. Password protection is your friend if you don't want to be "feeding" (providing free internet to) all of the "feral cats" (freeloading neighbors), yo!

Anyhow, I cross my heart hope to die stick a needle in my eye I will update this blog more often now.

Songs from the Internet

Is there anything better than other people's homemade Songs From The Internet? The answer is a resounding NO. Here are some other things I'm enjoying right now.

"Combination Pizza Hut & Taco Bell" by Das Racist

A chip-crunk-fidget-house-booty-rap anthem that I'm surprised hasn't been adopted by the dubstep community yet.



"Shit'n On You Hoe" by Geisha 305

Thanks to the Matts of Microfilm and Davitron for passing this along. All homegirl needs is an 808 and a camcorder. I'm enjoying this 100% unironically, I promise. Catchy!



"Havin' A Time" by Donnie Dumphy

Passed along from Badinia - there's nothing quite like watching something filled with nothing but inside jokes only someone from Newfoundland would get!