More Halloween Costume Ideas '10

Elderly Sonic The Hedgehog
The Kama Sutra
Jar of Nutmeg
Fuchsia
Sexy Book
Sexy Elderly Sonic The Hedgehog
The Internet



Hey! Rachel is coming to visit me in like 2 weeks!

OH HI THERE IN ALL CAPS

Hey look, Peroxide Mocha has a blog! Perhaps they should update it!

Rachel here. Still in North Carolina. Just got back from Burning Man a few days ago (man, now that's a long drive.) How are you? Did you know that September is almost over? That can only mean one thing...

COSTUME IDEAS FROM PEROXIDE MOCHA - NEW FOR 2010!

Sexy Muppet
Sexy Cinderblock
Sexy Potato
Sexy Defense Attorney
Sexy Baker
Sexy Muffin
Sexy Trout
A Hat
Sexy Hat
Lady Gaga's Hat
Sexy Lady' Gaga's Hat
Mystery Slab
Baked Potato!
Dr. Monkey Clock
A River
The Number Twelve
Sexy Penguin
Ingenuity

More costume ideas

Here's some other great Halloween costume ideas I've had kicking around, since Rachel decided to share hers. Feel free to steal any of these:

Shirttails
Bowl of Soup
Disneyland
Braille
Giant Parsnip
A Shed
The Internet
The lady from the cover of "Whipped Cream and Other Delights" by Herb Albert & The Tijuana Brass



Also, some bonus costume ideas going with Rachel's sexy theme:
Sexy Construction Worker
Sexy Doula
Sexy Copy Editor
Sexy Giraffe
Sexy Rodeo Clown
Sexy Cardboard Box
Sexy Helen Keller

Sexy!

Hey, when I said I was going to update more often, I was not lying.

I just realized that it's almost Halloween again! Holy shit! I think this means we need to bring back the "Sexy Halloween Costume" theme posts.

As I'm sure you recall, loyal reader, last year around this time we compiled lists of Halloween costumes that may or may not be funny when you put the word "sexy" in front of them. Now, without looking at last years (do you like that? That's my way of deniability in the event of a repeat) list - here are some Very Sexy, Very Special Halloween Costume Ideas:

Sexy Cable Installer
Sexy Dog Catcher
Sexy Business Manager (I dress like this every day)
Sexy Tech Support Drone
Sexy Knitter
Sexy Kool-Aid Guy
Sexy Sweat Shop Employee
Sexy Customer Service Representative
Sexy Grammar Nazi
Sexy Blogger
Sexy Welder (Flashdance?)
Sexy Valet

10,000 BFF points to anyone who actually makes one of these costumes and sends me photos.

More costume ideas from Rachel

More costume ideas. Please, take them.

- sexy telemarketer
- sexy transient
- sexy cancer patient
- sexy dinosaur
- sexy roadie
- sexy casserole
- sexy whore of Babylon
- sexy Teamster
- sexy Target employee
- sexy SQL
- sexy underwriter
- sexy waffle
- sexy Licensed Xerox Service Professional
- sexy bacon

Rachel's Costume Ideas

First and foremost, I have to get this out of the way: no one likes someone who "dresses as themselves" for Halloween. That's lame, don't do it. Just admit you're not dressed up, no one actually cares.

Now that that has been said, here's my ideas for costumes that I'm way too lazy to actually put together, but you definitely should:

- bacon (seriously, do this)
- a single Lego
- giant waffle
- the wetlands
- Sara Palin's secret basement child, "Tic Tac"
- gmail
- the Parthenon
- a glass of water

OKAY GO