It's A Festivus Miracle!

HOORAY!! "Kitty Don't Eat That Tinsel" has finally arrived, just for you! Our favorite fans will probably record videos of themselves dressed up in their best holiday gear dancing to this song and then post it on youtube.
Download it at Donut Nook for free, a gift from us to you!

boo.

I have a cold and I'm miserable, so I guess we won't be recording "Girls On Film" this weekend. That sucks.

I'm consoling myself by watching horrible butt-rock videos on youtube. Did you know that the girl in the "Cherry Pie" video by Warrant is named Bobbie Jean Brown, and that's her one claim to fame? She never did anything even close to that significant ever again.

In other news, my cat bite is healing nicely. CAT BITE.

Internets!

I finally moved boldly into the 20th century and have gotten INTERNETS in my HOUSE.

I know, I know, what took me so long? Mostly I didn't want to pay the Rat Bastard Cable Company, and besides that two of my neighbors have unsecured wifi. Password protection is your friend if you don't want to be "feeding" (providing free internet to) all of the "feral cats" (freeloading neighbors), yo!

Anyhow, I cross my heart hope to die stick a needle in my eye I will update this blog more often now.

Cats are just tiny ninjas in fur suits

On Tuesday, my kittens Nimbly and Pimbly (who aren't actually kittens any more, but retain their title) decided to rip a hole in the drywall in my bathroom. Pimbly hung out under the tub until we discovered her shenanigans, but Nimbly decided to go all the way. He discovered a hole to under the very floor of the house itself! How thrilling! Then he spent 45 minutes taunting Tater and me before he allowed himself to be caught and brought back inside like a normal kitty.

The moral of this story is: cats are destructive jerks.

The end!