FACTS that are TRUE

DID YOU KNOW? Your Safeway Club Card is the single dirtiest thing in your wallet!
DID YOU KNOW? Dog fur is not actually fur, but is composed of really thin feathers!
DID YOU KNOW? Statistically speaking, there are more cats in the world than there are architects AND dentists combined!
DID YOU KNOW? In a pinch, lemonade can be used as a substitute for gasoline!
DID YOU KNOW? In Norway, hazlenuts can also be used as currency!
DID YOU KNOW? Ancient Egyptians successfully performed brain transplants, but the technology was lost in a fire!
DID YOU KNOW? Another name for raspberries is "Narfamjuan!"
DID YOU KNOW? The ocean contains 0.038% aspartame!
DID YOU KNOW? Boy cars are different than girls cars!
DID YOU KNOW? Ice is the only matter on earth that has no terminal velocity!

Dreams

I just woke up from a nap. While napping, I had a dream that Pete and I were in a haunted house where we rescued some really tiny baby storks, then Pete wrote a dissertation, then we had bubble tea. All in all, it was the most successful haunted house visit, ever.

LAUNDRY DAY!

So we finally released our 5th studio album "Laundry Day"! I'm just now getting around to posting it. It's a good album. It has a bunch of songs about stuff.

Check it out here:




ALSO! We're having a remix contest. Download all the acapellas for free from this link: http://www.mediafire.com/?hj9qvzk0t8jjesp

Send your finished remix to demos@donutnook.com

We'll release the best remixes on Donut Nook Records!

Deadline is 10/15!

Kujira-chan!

Check it out!! Kujira-chan is the cutest friend to ever wash up on your shore!
http://www.kujirachan.com/

What do 90's kids shop for?

What do kids from the 90's like? They like 90's music and iodine tablets, of course!

Intervention

I love those episodes of "Intervention" where the entire family pours out gut-wrenching proclamations of unending love mixed with threats and intimidation, and then the person yells back at everybody and feelings are rubbed raw to the point where they're finally able to get to the "real issues", and then everybody's crying and the 'intervenee' finally says "Ok I'll go" and then there's a giant group hug as they're all standing in a 2" deep puddle of their collective tears on the floor of the hotel conference room, and a unicorn flies overhead leaving a rainbow trail of cupcakes behind it while waving a banner that reads "Everything is Totally Going to be Okay!", and then we see them pack their bags and head off into the loving bosom of the treatment center where they will finally get the help they so deseperately need, and then in the last 2 seconds of the show the screen goes black and reads "KAREN COMPLETELY RELAPSED AFTER 2 DAYS OF TREATMENT AND IS CURRENTLY A COKE WHORE LIVING ON THE STREETS OF SAN BERNARDINO"

NO time

Wow, I didn't realize this was such a popular meme...

No Wonder I'm Paranoid, I Grew Up In The 80's

Remember kids, EVERYONE wants to KIDNAP you, make you do DRUGS, and touch you in your SWIMSUIT AREA. Don't talk to ANYONE, EVER.

Amazing!

Worth posting... death metal cover of Katy Perry synced with the video...

Elephant

I've been teaching Rachel illustrator and while we had it open I asked her what she wanted me to draw, and she said a happy elephant shopping for the perfect lightbulb.

Sad Capybara

Pete is teaching me how to use Adobe Illustrator. The first image I made was... interesting. So then Pete asked me to draw a sad capybara waiting for mail that never arrives.

It's A Festivus Miracle!

HOORAY!! "Kitty Don't Eat That Tinsel" has finally arrived, just for you! Our favorite fans will probably record videos of themselves dressed up in their best holiday gear dancing to this song and then post it on youtube.
Download it at Donut Nook for free, a gift from us to you!

Why?

Why is my face so hot? Seriously, it's kind of driving me a little crazy.

More 1 hit wonders from the 90's you probably forgot about

In my never-ending quest to dig up the most obscure forgotten 90's music for DJ sets, here's a bunch more awesome 1 hit wonders:

Qkumba Zoo "The Child (Inside)"



Meryn Cadell "The Sweater"



Touch And Go "Would You?"



1 Of The Girls "Do Da What"



Ruffneck "Everybody Be Somebody"



Soup Dragons "Divine Thing"



The Farm "Groovy Train"



Sin With Sebastian "Shut Up And Sleep With Me"

(I always hated this song, but actually watching this now this is a really GREAT low-budget video. Lots of creativity here)

Official Peroxide Mocha List of REALLY Difficult Charades

Here's a list we came up with of REALLY difficult, expert-level charades. Try these at your next party!

Oligarchy
Debris
A mime
Chartreuse
Maintenance
Responsibility
Fungi
A fun guy
Auntie Mame
Betamax
Vitamin D
Thursday
Scar tissue
Layaway
Dada
Blight
Hubris
Hummus
Tetris
Eurobeat
Currants
Originality
Jackfruit
Charades (!!!!)
Scandal
Cuneiform
Adoption
Algebra
Phonics
The Galaxy
Advertising Rates
The Internet
Necessity
Bakelite
Blood Transfusion
Gentrification
Spiritual Growth
Sharpness
The Letter "Y"
Suspense
Sarcasm
Polygamy
Rhubarb
X-Rays
Emoticons
Starlight
Humidity
Wicker
Data Entry
Cartography
Blogging
Gossip
Fashion
Keanau Reeves
Bonsai
Handwriting
Fractions
Jaundice
Soy milk
Taxidermy
Good Cellphone Reception
Your Mom
Love (The Band)
A Breadbox
Phil Collins
Recycling
Long-Distance Romance
Yarn
Sculpture
Euphoria
The Number 5
Tuesday
Neon
Psychosis
The "Welcome To Las Vegas" Sign
Sound
Kitty Litter
Hot Springs
Blue
Agoraphobia

Machine Gun Joe

I kind of can't stop playing this terrible Sega Master System game called "Machine Gun Joe" or maybe it's called "Comical Machine Gun Joe" or something. It's really awful, but I can't stop playing it. You play a little dude who shoots a gun (oddly, NOT a machine gun) at some bad guys. When you shoot them they turn into a little tiny dude and run at you and try to grab onto you. I thought I was supposed to collect them at first, like they were little helpers or something, but then I figured out they actually make it harder for you to jump. Sometimes a pig runs by and if you shoot it it will give you a bomb that you can use to kill everybody. Also sometimes there's a spider in the middle of the screen that blocks all of your shots. You start out in a harbor, and I guess there's different levels or something, but I wouldn't know because it's so freaking hard I can't make it past the first screen yet. The guys seriously run on screen and shoot directly at you, so you've only got a split second to either shoot them first or jump out of the way. This means I have yet to make it to the "Fairyland" screen shown in the demo. Anyway, this game is amazing.

Fortune 5000000

My office got a ficus today.



I think this means we've finally hit the big time.

More Halloween Costume Ideas '10

Elderly Sonic The Hedgehog
The Kama Sutra
Jar of Nutmeg
Fuchsia
Sexy Book
Sexy Elderly Sonic The Hedgehog
The Internet



Hey! Rachel is coming to visit me in like 2 weeks!

I am ready to go home now

Dr. Monkey Clock