Sexy!

Hey, when I said I was going to update more often, I was not lying.

I just realized that it's almost Halloween again! Holy shit! I think this means we need to bring back the "Sexy Halloween Costume" theme posts.

As I'm sure you recall, loyal reader, last year around this time we compiled lists of Halloween costumes that may or may not be funny when you put the word "sexy" in front of them. Now, without looking at last years (do you like that? That's my way of deniability in the event of a repeat) list - here are some Very Sexy, Very Special Halloween Costume Ideas:

Sexy Cable Installer
Sexy Dog Catcher
Sexy Business Manager (I dress like this every day)
Sexy Tech Support Drone
Sexy Knitter
Sexy Kool-Aid Guy
Sexy Sweat Shop Employee
Sexy Customer Service Representative
Sexy Grammar Nazi
Sexy Blogger
Sexy Welder (Flashdance?)
Sexy Valet

10,000 BFF points to anyone who actually makes one of these costumes and sends me photos.

Internets!

I finally moved boldly into the 20th century and have gotten INTERNETS in my HOUSE.

I know, I know, what took me so long? Mostly I didn't want to pay the Rat Bastard Cable Company, and besides that two of my neighbors have unsecured wifi. Password protection is your friend if you don't want to be "feeding" (providing free internet to) all of the "feral cats" (freeloading neighbors), yo!

Anyhow, I cross my heart hope to die stick a needle in my eye I will update this blog more often now.

Songs from the Internet

Is there anything better than other people's homemade Songs From The Internet? The answer is a resounding NO. Here are some other things I'm enjoying right now.

"Combination Pizza Hut & Taco Bell" by Das Racist

A chip-crunk-fidget-house-booty-rap anthem that I'm surprised hasn't been adopted by the dubstep community yet.



"Shit'n On You Hoe" by Geisha 305

Thanks to the Matts of Microfilm and Davitron for passing this along. All homegirl needs is an 808 and a camcorder. I'm enjoying this 100% unironically, I promise. Catchy!



"Havin' A Time" by Donnie Dumphy

Passed along from Badinia - there's nothing quite like watching something filled with nothing but inside jokes only someone from Newfoundland would get!

Hair

I really hate bus rides when somebody else is doing something that invades your space. Usually it's them coughing or the fact that they smell like pee, but lately for me it's been women (or men on occasion) with looooooong hair sitting on the seat in front of me, oblivious to the location and positioning of their hair, and I'm talking about hair long enough that's it's sitting in my lap and our touching my coffee.

Is there anything grosser than other people's nasty hair touching you on the bus?

Microfilm "Blips Don't Lie" EP!!

Our good friends and Chicago->Portland translants Microfilm just released a fantastic new EP called "Blips Don't Lie" - It's a "Triple A Side" single of dark, slickly produced electro pop, and some of it super 80's freestyle inspired. I did the remix of their song "His N Hers Hibernation". The EP also features Del Marquis of the Scissor Sisters, and Sarah Nixey from Black Box Recorder. It's out now in iTunes and Amazon, or you can get it directly from the band at www.microfilmmusic.com.

You'll hear more from Microfilm soon, as they just finished up an absolutely stunning remix of our song "Port Angeles" that we'll be putting on our remix album very very soon!

-Pete

Kid Whatever vs Little Nobody

Well this is exciting! I did a remix for our friend Little Nobody out of Tokyo, for his track "Compulsion" - the whole remix package is out via Juno Download today, so you should go check it out! My track is "The Motherf****ing Kid Whatever Remix"!

Get it here:
http://www.junodownload.com/products/1474712-02.htm

New Free Song!!!!1

HOLY CRAP THERE'S A NEW PEROXIDE MOCHA SONG!!!
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?tzofozwzmva

It's called "Do The Divorce" and it will make you shake your ass.
Just when you thought your life couldn't get any more awesome...