Machine Gun Joe

I kind of can't stop playing this terrible Sega Master System game called "Machine Gun Joe" or maybe it's called "Comical Machine Gun Joe" or something. It's really awful, but I can't stop playing it. You play a little dude who shoots a gun (oddly, NOT a machine gun) at some bad guys. When you shoot them they turn into a little tiny dude and run at you and try to grab onto you. I thought I was supposed to collect them at first, like they were little helpers or something, but then I figured out they actually make it harder for you to jump. Sometimes a pig runs by and if you shoot it it will give you a bomb that you can use to kill everybody. Also sometimes there's a spider in the middle of the screen that blocks all of your shots. You start out in a harbor, and I guess there's different levels or something, but I wouldn't know because it's so freaking hard I can't make it past the first screen yet. The guys seriously run on screen and shoot directly at you, so you've only got a split second to either shoot them first or jump out of the way. This means I have yet to make it to the "Fairyland" screen shown in the demo. Anyway, this game is amazing.

Fortune 5000000

My office got a ficus today.



I think this means we've finally hit the big time.

More Halloween Costume Ideas '10

Elderly Sonic The Hedgehog
The Kama Sutra
Jar of Nutmeg
Fuchsia
Sexy Book
Sexy Elderly Sonic The Hedgehog
The Internet



Hey! Rachel is coming to visit me in like 2 weeks!

I am ready to go home now

Dr. Monkey Clock

OH HI THERE IN ALL CAPS

Hey look, Peroxide Mocha has a blog! Perhaps they should update it!

Rachel here. Still in North Carolina. Just got back from Burning Man a few days ago (man, now that's a long drive.) How are you? Did you know that September is almost over? That can only mean one thing...

COSTUME IDEAS FROM PEROXIDE MOCHA - NEW FOR 2010!

Sexy Muppet
Sexy Cinderblock
Sexy Potato
Sexy Defense Attorney
Sexy Baker
Sexy Muffin
Sexy Trout
A Hat
Sexy Hat
Lady Gaga's Hat
Sexy Lady' Gaga's Hat
Mystery Slab
Baked Potato!
Dr. Monkey Clock
A River
The Number Twelve
Sexy Penguin
Ingenuity

stars & rice

Stars & Rice
A Poem by Pete & Rachel

Who has a razor blade?
Is that how your days are made?
Cut me in pieces like a block of ice
Who has a taco truck?
Don't even try to pass the buck.
I'll take my taco with extra rice
Who has a famous aunt?
She's dressed like a sycophant
that makes your burrito, and spices it twice
Who has a hand grenade?
What do you do when it starts to fade?
Throw it out and roll the dice
Who has a falling star?
I do.