Internets!

I finally moved boldly into the 20th century and have gotten INTERNETS in my HOUSE.

I know, I know, what took me so long? Mostly I didn't want to pay the Rat Bastard Cable Company, and besides that two of my neighbors have unsecured wifi. Password protection is your friend if you don't want to be "feeding" (providing free internet to) all of the "feral cats" (freeloading neighbors), yo!

Anyhow, I cross my heart hope to die stick a needle in my eye I will update this blog more often now.